1 count Battery Resulting in Substantial Bodily Harm – 1 to 5 yrs – $10k fine.
1 count Battery By Strangulation – 1 to 20 yrs – $10k fine.
2 counts Battery with Substantial Bodily Harm – 2 to 10 yrs – $20k fine.
1 count Open and Gross Lewdness – 1 yr – $2k fine – Sex Offender Reg.
1 count Assault with Deadly Weapon – 2 to 15 yrs – $5k fine.
1 count Coercion with Use of Force or Threat of Force – 1 to 6 yrs – $5k fine.

Taking into account his violent law-breaking history, he’s looking forward to probably $50k+ for legal defense, 5+ yrs in prison, $30k+ in fines, and $250k+ in lawsuit settlements.

He just screwed the rest of his life over with his pathetic ‘I can get away with anything’ ego. War Machine’s name will be changing to ‘Prison Punk’ when he’s corn-holed by Bubba, the 480 lb gorilla from Manila who doesn’t play by octagon rules in general population.

And of course he just kissed his professional fighting and lame porno careers goodbye. Whenever he does get out, he’ll be a registered sex-offender and with his colorful history, the only work he’ll find on the street is sweeping it.