And, for my last nitpick about toys meant to scare industrial-revolution-era children into believing creationism, what time period is Deliver Us From Evil set in? I’m sure, if it’s not the logical time period for Jack-in-the-boxes (between 1874 and 1919), the movie will give us an explanation for why this child has the most antiquated, boring playroom in the whole Bronx. “It was just in the attic. How weird?”

I’m kind of excited for what seems to be a zombie movie about people infected with Satan. Kind of like a pseudo Prince of Darkness sequel. So there, embittered horror fans. You can now go into it thinking that it’s related to a John Carpenter classic. You’re welcome.

Deliver Us From Evil, or, as it’s known in social media, #DeliverUsFromEvil, hashtags into theaters on July 2, 2014.

So far, I really dig the name of the film and the story sounds pretty damn intriguing too, but after viewing the trailer, I felt I got a dose of Insidious. Deliver Us From Evil has a similar vibe and it appears to use the same jump-scare formula. Of course, the story is completely apart, but why not match them up. My question now is, which film feels scarier, Insidious or Deliver Us From Evil based on the trailer above?

If you are taking side’s with Deliver Us From Evil, then mark your calender on July 2nd for the theatrical release.

Deliver Us From Evil

In DELIVER US FROM EVIL, New York police officer Ralph Sarchie (Eric Bana), struggling with his own personal issues, begins investigating a series of disturbing and inexplicable crimes. He joins forces with an unconventional priest (Edgar Ramirez), schooled in the rituals of exorcism, to combat the frightening and demonic possessions that are terrorizing their city. Based upon the book, which details Sarchie’s bone-chilling real-life cases.