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Suicide Monday: The Wooden House The Girl Saw

Evil Argento — Tue, 23 Jan 2018 01:58:48 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or mature video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from their brief bios), and, of course, she must be sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

Eden Suicide

Location: Rome
Age: 30
Height: 5’2″
Weight: 126 lbs
Occupation: Antisocial, body piercer, cage fighter
Into: Animals, barfights, BJJ, choppers, dogs, fixies, human anatomy, indie rock, MMA, Muay Thai, piercings, shoes, shopping, skinheads, submission grappling, tattoos, traveling, weed, weightlifting, wrestling
5 things that I can’t live without: Coca Zero, dark nail polish, dogs, proteins, weed
I spend most of my free time: At Hung Mun Studio, BJJ, grappling, training MMA< weightlifting, wrestling

Music: The Beatles, Lady Gaga, Oasis, Spice Girls

Television: >American Dad, Bellator, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, UFC

Films: Disney movies, Tarantino movies

Mariko Suicide represents NYC quite well after the jump…

Suicide Monday: Weird In LA

Evil Argento — Tue, 16 Jan 2018 02:45:58 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Abbeyso Suicide

Location: Somewhere in LA
Age: 26
Occupation: Professional nudist weirdo
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 125 lbs
Into: All things fetish, the more unusual the better, dead things in jars, high heels and all shoes tall, Justin Bieber, lifting things and climbing shit, pole dancing, ninja monkey cat stuff, shopping, video games!
5 things that I can’t live without: Animals, coffee, Hitachis, more coffee, sephora
I spend most of my free time: At the gym, drinking coffee, making another cup of coffee, procrastinating, sending weird naked snapchats at odd hours, window shopping online, yelling at my computer

Music: Dance, early 2000s metal and grindcore, jazz, pop, ratchet ass twerk hip-hop shit

Television: Anything crime related, obsessed with British programs

Films: Anything animated, documentaries forever

Books: Among the Dead, Choke, Damned, Geek Love, Invisible Monsters, Never Suck a Dead Man’s Hand, The Curious Tale of the Dog in the Night Time

Video games: Bubble Bobble, Crash Bandicoot, Deadpool, DOA, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Mortal Kombat, Nintendo is my first love, Playstation aficionado, Spyro, Super Mario 64

With or without Pulp Suicide?

Suicide Monday: Dallas Or The Dark Side

Evil Argento — Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:24:32 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Mila Suicide

Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Age: 23
5 things that I can’t live without: Animals, great food, horror, live music, spontaneity

Music: Acoustic, alternative, anything and everything, blues, dance, hip-hop, industrial metal, pop, pop punk, punk

Television: American Horror Story, Black Books, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Skins, Summer Heights High, The Mighty Boosh, The Young Ones

Films: A Clockwork Orange, An American Werewolf in London, Fight Club, Hellraiser, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Trainspotting

Books: Carrie – Stephen King, Damned – Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club – Chuck Palahniuk, The Shining – Stephen King, Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh

Penny Suicide has some… some cool musical preferences….

Suicide Monday: Bed Buns

Evil Argento — Mon, 01 Jan 2018 20:32:50 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Arriane Suicide

Location: Michigan
Age: 27
Occupation: Bartender
Height: 5’3″
Weight: 103 lbs
5 things that I can’t live without: Music, my pets, weeds, chocolate, the lake
I spend most of my free time: I spend a lot of my free time at the beach.

More about Indaco Suicide after the jump…

Suicide Monday: Eyes Glazed Over

Evil Argento — Tue, 19 Dec 2017 00:49:31 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Evalia Suicide

Location: Brazil
Age: 20
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 110 lbs
Occupation: Cam model
5 things that I can’t live without: Cigarettes, money, my black cat, my hair, sex
I spend most of my free time: Eating, Netflix & Chill, sleeping, writing

Music: AC/DC, Bad Brains, Beyonce, Bikini Kill, Black Flag, Blink-182, Blondie, Britney Spears, Brooke Candy, Cassia Eller, Cazuza, Christina Aguilera, David Bowie, Descendents, Die Antwoord, Doja Cat, Foxy Brown, Garbage, Hole, Iggy & The Stooges, Judas Priest, Lana Del Rey, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Marvin Gaye, Placebo, Racionais MC’s, Shakira, Slayer, The Crannberries, The Cure, The Distillers, The Smiths

Television: Breaking Bad, Criminal Minds, CSI, Dexter, Family Guy, House of Cards, Law & Order, Narcos, Orange Is the New Black, Rupaul’s Drag Race, The Simpsons

Films: Almost Famous, American Beauty, American Psycho, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Babel, Blow, Brokeback Mountain, Closer, Clueless, Death Proof, Django Unchained, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Girl Interrupted, Interview With the Vampire, IT, Kill Bill, La Dolce Vita, Leon, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, Mean Girls, Natural Born Killers, Patriot Games, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Schindler’s List, Seven, Shutter Island, Sin City, Slumbdog Millionaire, Suburbia, The Exorcist, The Reader, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Silence of the Lambs, The Virgin Suicides, Trainspotting, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

More of Trece Suicide after the jump…

Suicide Monday: Wax On, Wax Off

Evil Argento — Tue, 12 Dec 2017 02:36:32 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Blooma Suicide

Location: Lucca
Age: 28
Height: 5’5″
Weight: 121 lbs
Occupation: Dog trailer
5 things that I can’t live without: Internet, my brother, my cat, my dogs

Music: Afterhours, Emilie Autumn, Fall of Efrafa, Iron Maiden, Led Ze;;elin, Mannarino, Metallica, Pearl Jam, The White Buffalo

Television: Dexter, Pretty Little Liars, Scrubs, Sons of Anarchy, Teen Wolf, True Blood

Films: Pearl Harbor, Sin City, superhero movies

Books: Glue, Irvine Welsh’s Book, Trainspotting

Video games: American McGee’s Alice, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, God of War, Just Dance, Tekken, The Sims

Fishball Suicide’s profile can be found after the jump…

Suicide Monday: Baby Blues

Evil Argento — Mon, 04 Dec 2017 04:00:55 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Afrodite Suicide

Location: Santiago, Chile
Age: 23
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 94 lbs
5 things that I can’t live without: Art, coffee, kittens, music, weed

Music: Alice in Chains, Cigarettes After Sex, Lana Del Rey, Mazzy Star, Mogwai, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, The Smiths, Velvet Revolver

Television: American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, cartoons, cultural programs

Films: 500 Days of Summer, City Lights, Das Parfum, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Interview with the Vampire, The Kid, The Lord of the Rings, The Pianist

Books: Angel and Demons, Das Parfum, Dracula, Song of Ice and Fire, The Da Vinci Code, The Lord of the Rings

Artist: Charles Chaplin, Dan Brown, Kurt Cobain, Morrissey, Tim Burton

Video games: Donkey Kong, Killer Instinct, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter

Find out more about Skyeblu Suicide after the jump…

Suicide Monday: Come Play, Peter Parker!

Evil Argento — Wed, 29 Nov 2017 03:45:17 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Evevalentine Suicide

Location: Themyscira
Age: 29
Occupation: Photographer
5 things that I can’t live without: Final Fantasy IX, gaming, Instagram, sun, Zoe

Music: Asian, Die Toten Hosen, Feed the Rhino, First Blood, Lady Gaga, Medieval, movie and gaming soundtracks, Northlane, Schanmaul, Stick to Your Guns, Stray From the Path, The Ghost Inside, Trash Talk, While She Sleeps

Television: American Horror Story, animes, Californication, Orange Is the New Black, Stranger Things, The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead

Films: Avatar, Lord of the Rings, Marvel and DC, Pulp Fiction, The Hobbit

Books: Harry Potter, mangas, Moby Dick, Tolkein

Video games: Blizzard stuff, Dragon Age, Fallout, Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Folklore, Nintendo stuff, Skyrim, Tales of…, The Witcher

Hazee Suicide details after the jump…

Suicide Monday: Cruel Calvin

Evil Argento — Tue, 21 Nov 2017 02:10:30 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Ness Suicide

Location: Chile
Age: 30
Weight: 90lbs
5 things that I can’t live without: Love, weed, my phone, make-up, my bicycle

Music: Alice in Chains, Seether, Staind, Tool, TheReaktion, Foo Fighters, Slipknot

Television: Dr. House, True Blood

Films: Hansel Y Gretel, Interview with the Vampire, Into the Wild, La belle a verte

Artist: Alex Gray

Video games: Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat

Find out what Vaire Suicide is into after the jump…

Suicide Monday: Eternally Present

Evil Argento — Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:51:43 +0000

Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Ivylina Suicide

Location: Russia
Age: 24
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 132 lbs
Into: Animals, cosmology, fantasy, lingerie, science, superheroes
5 things that I can’t live without: Books, family, internet, music, tea
I spend most of my free time: Listening to music, reading, surfing the net

Music: Bloc Party, indie, Kings of Leon, pop-rock, rock, The Black Keys, The Kooks, The XX, White Lies

Television: American Horror Story, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Gotham, LOST, Orange Is the New Black, South Park, Stranger Things, The Walking Dead

Films: A Beautiful Mind, Awakenings, Django Unchained, Harry Potter, Inception, Interstellar, Iron Man, Kill Bill, Man of Steel, Noah, Silent Hill, The Hobbit, The Mask

Books: 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, The Martian Chronicles, The War of the Worlds, Under the Dome

Artist: Rene Magritte

Video games: Bioshock, Dead by Daylight, GTA V, Mass Effect, PUBG

Sophoulla Suicide has some voluptuous interests after the jump…