Now, here’s my point – where are the reel-to-reel snobs? Because all music in the era of vinyl was recorded/mixed/mastered on tape and THEN transferred to vinyl, whilst having a ridiculous anti-rumble filter applied. So if these ying yangs were really hearing the best sound, sound those of us who live in the AAC age are apparently incapable of hearing, then they would be demanding reel-to-reel. But nobody is – therefore their arguments fall on the floor and break into tiny black shards like so many copies of Three Dog Night’s Golden Biscuits.

No skin off my teeth if people prefer vinyl, I just tire of looking up their youthful nostrils while returning to memories of clicks, pops, scratches etc standing between me and whatever I was trying to listen to. But then again, this is a group of people who must antique every digital picture to look like a faded Polaroid so…bring back the flashcube!