Suicide Monday: Curves On Both Sides Of The Equator

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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The Girls

Gotta give love to my home state of Wisconsin, which means giving love to Damsel Suicide. She doesn’t exactly fall into any of our typical categories, and especially not metal since she’s a hip-hop girl, but c’mon, she’s from Wisconsin, tattooed, and hot. If you wanna see this curvy vixen move and hear her flow, all while being extremely sexy, check Damsel Suicide out on YouTube. For the record, we don’t typically like white girls with dreads, but we’ve made an exception before (Waikiki Suicide) and we’ll make another here.

Once you’ve had your fill of the Midwest, head on south to Colombia and visit Mindi Suicide. Her tastes fall exactly in line with our content. Mindi is another curvy vixen, but that probably has more to do with her Latin blood than dairy. Mindi Suicide dreams of public sex and has a fantasy of being a porn star – I think we can accommodate on both counts.

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Damsel Suicide

Age: 24 (Feb 21, 1988)
Location: Connecticut

Hometown: Eau Claire, WI
Occupation: Petite little rapper with a super dope flow. Cannabis activist. Cheesehead. Badass booty shaker. Professional pin-up seductress.
Stats: Short and petite with curves that won’t quit…
Body mods: Sexy tattoos and sassy piercings…
Gets me hot: Bite me, spank me, pull my hair…
Favorite positions: Doggy style
Fantasy: To fall in love and make art forever…
Most humbling moment: Being put in immigration prison and deported from Scotland…
My pigeonholes: Hip-hop, crafty, arty, tattooed, designwank, burner, retro, piercing, hippy, hipster, fetish
Into: Musicians, artists, dirty talk, good baby makin music, post-sex cuddling, 5:00 shadow, chicks with dreads, reading tarot cards, guys with strong arms, nipple rings…
Not into: Butch chicks, spiky hair, cut off T-shirts, jocks, high-maintenance barbie-doll bitches, preppy boys, dudes who chew tobacco…
Vices: Starbucks and dirty porn

Bands: Atmosphere, Flobots, Bob Marley, Lauryn Hill/The Fugees, Sia, Dessa/Doomtree, Notorious B.I.G., A Fine Frenzy, Citizen Cope, Felt (Murs and Slug)
Films: Sucker Punch, Braveheart, Pineapple Express, Water For Elephants, Where The Wild Things Are, Inception, The Hangover, Across the Universe, Inglorious Bastards, The Hunger Games
Books: The entire Hunger Games series
TV shows: Weeds, True Blood, Friends, Grey’s Anatomy, The Office, Family Guy, Dexter, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Chelsea Lately, American Dad
Artists: Fabio Napoleon

Enough cookies ‘an’ milk? Check out Colombia’s Mindi Suicide for a slightly different flavor…

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