New Total Recall Trailer – You’re Going To Wish You Had Three Hands

With the Mars setting of the original movie eliminated, Colin Farrell won’t be getting his ass to the red planet anytime soon. However, the future Metropolis glimpsed in this newly released trailer seems just as exciting… tho’ I’m disturbed by the glaring lack of three-breasted hookers!

Len Wiseman’s remake of the Austrian Oak’s sci-fi classic seems poised to rake in the dough with a massive special effects budget, a more cerebral take on the story, and a pair of beauties (Wiseman’s real life squeeze Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel) along for the ride.

Farrell didn’t have much success with his last summer movie remake (the awful Fright Night), hopefully Total Recall hits all the right notes come August 3rd!