by King Hazard
Wannabe sexy girls at metal concerts or elsewhere in the world take note: When you have big-ass chubby cheeks, keep them inside your pants. The fact is, booty shorts aren’t meant for you, regardless if your girlfriends say otherwise. I’m sorry if this offends you, but reality is that it looks trashy and you turn off most guys. Unless, you’re looking for someone of the same moral level as you.
However, if you look stunning with nice tattoos like the girl in the picture above, then by all means, go get a stack full of them from your local T.J. Maxx.
