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Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or mature video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from their brief bios), and, of course, she must be sexy.
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Abbeyso Suicide
Location: Something Something, Dark Side. Something Something, Central Florida.
Age: 25
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 125 lbs
Occupation: Professional nudist weirdo
Into: All things fetish. The more unusual, the better. Dead things in jars. High heels and all shoes tall. Justin Bieber. Lifting things and climbing shit. Pole dancing ninja monkey cat stuff. Shopping. Video games.
5 things that I can’t live without: Animals, coffee, Hitachis, more coffee, sephora
I spend most of my free time: At the gym, drinking coffee, making another cup of coffee, procrastinating, sending weird naked snapchats at odd hours, window shopping online, yelling at my computer
Music: Dance music, early 2000s metal and grindcore, jazz, other shit, pop music, ratchet ass twerk hip-hop shit
Television: Anything crime related, obsessed with British programs
Films: Anything animated, documentaries forever
Books: I’ll give any book a chance, Among the Dead, Choke, Damned, Geek Love, Invisible Monsters, Never Suck a Dead Man’s Hand, The Curious Tale of the Dog in the Night Time
Video games: Bubble Bobble, Crash Bandicoot, Deadpool, DOA, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby Everything, Mortal Kombat, Nintendo is my first love, PlayStation afficionado, Spyro, Super Mario 64
Get to know Zeezee Suicide after the jump…
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