Suicide Monday: Thank The Maker

Kemper Suicide

Age: 24
Location: California, USA
Hometown: Orange County

CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: Single

Into: Sharks, puppies, central air
Not into: Indoor pools, Jar Jar Binks
Makes me happy: My dogs, breakfast, happy hour, sleep
Makes me sad: Strays
5 things I can’t live without: Vibrator, my dogs, car, sleep, chapstick
Vices: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating & I’m a total creeper
Thoughts on SG: I love it
I spend most of my free time: Searching for the mythical clitoris

Bands: Hank Williams Sr., Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee, Violent Femmes, Smashing Pumpkins, Cake
Films: Star Wars, The Fifth Element, How to Train Your Dragon, The Searchers, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Blade Runner
Books: I Am Legend, What Dreams May Come, The Devil’s Teeth, The Stand, GGreek Mythology, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep