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Credit: SuicideGirls.com
Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
The Girls
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I was hesitant about including Danette Suicide. Is it what we really need, to promote another vegan from a Latin country? Plus her SuicideGirl name is the same as my dad’s ex-wife, whom he endearingly used to refer to as “The Bitch” when their divorce was fresh. But, Danette Suicide proves to be just too cute not to be included in Suicide Monday and she’s into heavy metal and Johnny Cash.
Then there’s the globe trottin’ Waikiki Suicide who seems like she lives a pretty wild life while being some intense sexual dynamite. However, for all her binge-drinking, smoking, and partying ways, I have a feeling she spends more time in the gym than she lets on. Just look at those arms and the rest of that deliciously toned body. And again, she’s into heavy metal among some other cool things.
Danette Suicide
Age: 20
Location: Chile
Occupation: Student
Body mods: Metal & Ink
MY DIET: Vegan
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffee shop
Into: Veganism, music, draws and paintings, books
Not into: Drugs
Makes me happy: Animals, music, pencil’s colour, sleep
Makes me sad: Animal abuse
5 things I can’t live without: Books! Music, inet…
Bands: Alice in Chains, Tool, APC, Mike Patton’s band, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Johnny Cash, The Mars Volta, Rob Zombie
Films: The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, The Meaning of Life, Star Trek Saga, Girl Interrupted, Taxi Driver, Star Wars
Books: Murakami’s books, Cortázar’s books, Borges’s books, Agatha Christie’s books, Anne Rice’s books
Waikiki Suicide isn’t what you’d expect and she seems like a hard one to tame…
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