Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or mature video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from their brief bios), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Felynx Suicide
Location: Kelowna, BC
Age: 21
Height: 5’5″
Weight: 125 lbs
Occupation: Cook
Into: Art, Aztec culture, boobs, books, buying yarn, fantasy, honey, knitting, Magic the Gathering, medieval stuff, metal, miniature versions of regular sized things, owls, rainforests, sky and steel blue, tea, video games, vikings, wolves
5 things that I can’t live without: Health, kindness, knowledge, peace, self-motivation
I spend most of my free time: Baking, cooking, drawing, drinking tea, hiding in my room, knitting until my hands bleed, marathoning one show at a time, painting, playing games, reading
Music: Amon Amarth, Behemoth, Exodus, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Gorgoroth, Madchild, Morbid Angel, Nile, NIN, Rob Zombie, Septic Flesh, Snak the Ripper, Sublime, White Zombie
Television: Adventure Time, Attack on Titan, Azumanga Daioh, Cardcaptor Sakura, Full Metal Alchemist, Game of Thrones, Louie, New Girl, Portlandia, Shigurui: Death Frenzy, Vikings, Workaholics
Films: Castle in the Sky, My Neighbour Totoro, Pocahontas, Princess Mononoke, Samurai X, The Cell, Waterworld
Books: Aliens, Aztec, Battleaxe, Cardcaptor Sakura, Deadhouse Gates, Deathnote, Dragonlance (various), Dune Series, Enchanter, Gardens of the Moon, Legend of Drizzt (various), Name of the Wind, Starman, Wise Mans Fear
Video games: Age of Empries (1 and 2), Assassin’s Creed (various), Borderlands, Borderlands Two, Diablo, Fable (1 and 2), Far Cry, GTA 5, Halo, Kirby (various), Legend of Zelda (various), Minecraft, Mortal Kombat, Pokemon (various), Resident Evil, Skyrim, Soul Calibur, Slintercell Conviction
Rouge Suicide could probably kick your ass in a few of your favorite games…
