Suicide Monday: Merry Christmas From The Bloody North (AKA, Canada)

Credit: SuicideGirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

The Girls

If you’re feeling the chill of winter’s bite, there’s no better way to warm up than with a girl who knows how to keep warm — a fresh, tattooed SuicideGirl from Canada.

Alectro Suicide wishes you a Merry Christmas. We got her for a present under our tree this year… see that tree behind her? Yeah, that’s ours. Were you as lucky as we were this year? Man, Santa must really love Yell! Magazine. Thanks, Santa, you rock hard! And we’ve really enjoyed watching Tarantino films and listening to a rather eclectic mix of music since receiving Alectro Suicide.

Kacy Suicide is the next Canadian blanket we’d like to snuggle up with… and then some. Actually, she has one of the coolest tattoos we’ve seen in a long time; just check out that “Give me the CREEPS” comic-book art on her thigh — classic. Regardless of how cool or shitty her interests are, any girl who has that tattoo and a healthy interest in The Goonies is an obsession of ours.

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Alectro Suicide

Age: 23
Location: Canada
Occupation: Eyewear consultant

Current crush: Rob Zombie… or his wife
Heroes: Mom
MY STATUS: Not telling
I WANT: Friendship

Into: Days off, louuud music, activity books, day trips, down time with family
Not into: Negativity, jealousy
Makes me happy: My family
Makes me sad: Going to the dentist
Hobbies: Music all day
5 things I can’t live without: Water, iPhone, pillow, toothbrush, music
Vices: Whiskey
Thoughts on SG: I love it
I spend most of my free time: Who has free time?

Bands: Karnivool, Tesseract, Dead and Divine, Acacia Strain, Architects, W.C.A.R., Poison the Well, Pennywise, Frank Sinatra, Patsy Cline, Deftones, Clutch, Danzig, CCR, Skynard, Hendrix, Pantera, Down, All Shall Perish, Meshuggah, Suicide Silence, Stick to Your Guns, Attila

Films: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Death Proof, Strangers With Candy, Snow White, Finding Nemo, House of 1,000 Corpses, Coneheads, Martys, Brady Bunch

Books: The Power of Now, Bodies of Subversion, fairy tales

TV shows: American Dad, Family Guy, Bugs Bunny, Cartoons, Cartoons, Cartoons

Now, check out what Kacy Suicide has to offer on the other side of the jump…

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