Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
The Girls
Discoquette Suicide
Honestly, Discoquette shares a resemblance to Megan Fox in these pics, but, you know, with a personality. Don’t get me wrong, I like to look at the former Transformers star, but she has about as much screen presence as a Barbie doll.
At any rate, Discoquette is a clean-livin’ type of girl that we could definitely bring home to mom (permitting that mom approves of tats and piercings, of course). So, what do you do with a girl who doesn’t drink, smoke, or do drug? Well, you don’t bring her home till dawn after a night of playing video games, watching some classic films, and listening to some of her favorite music (while introducing her to some new stuff).
You know, it’s a good thing that Discoquette has listed her location as “I’m lost,” because we might be prone to stock her a little bit, but we can at least narrow our search down to some Spanish-speaking country.
Aymel Suicide
I reckon that if any of us at the Yell! Magazine offices were dating Aymel we’d be covered in ink, you know, her being a tattoo artist and listing body mods as one of the things that gets her hot. Then we’d have the same story for every piece on our body: “Yeah, so, my ex-girlfriend gave me this and this and this…”
Some dude we’re talking to: “Oh, so, have any regrets?”
Us: “Nope. None. Nadda. Had the best sex ever after each one; it got her hot… and she liked to be on top.”
OK, didn’t really want to go in that direction, but there you have it.
Stigmata Suicide
One of the cool aspects of Stigmata is her pierced septum. The last time I had my septum pierced, some asshole tied me to a telephone pole and tied a fishing line to my piercing and the back bumper of his Confederate-flag-emblazoned F150… then he proceeded to burn out like he was running from the cops. Yeah, it hurt.
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Discoquette Suicide
Age: 24
Location: I’m Lost
Occupation: Fashion designer
Body mods: 14 piercings, 10 tattoos
Fantasy: A set with my faves
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Nope
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: Single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, after parties, home by dawn
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fashionista; Fuck you, I defy categories
Into: Photography, art, painting…
Not into: Drugs, animal abuse…
Makes me happy: I’m such a romantic person; I love to have romantic moments with romantics places
Makes me sad: Loneliness
Hobbies: Movies, music, art, candies
Thoughts on SG: I love it
Bands: Phoenix, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Castles, MGMT, Muse, The xx, Anthony and the Johnsons, CocoRosie, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson
Films: Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Natural Born Killers, El piano, Titanic, Closer, Fight Club
Books: Compartiendo a Susan
TV shows: Skins
Video Games: Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Crash
Suicide Monday continues…
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