Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Rhue Suicide
Location: Winnipeg
Age: 26
Occupation: Make-up artist
Into: Breakfast, eye contact, music, sea creatures, weed
Music: Austra, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Detroit Cobras, Dinosaur Jr., Dum Dum Girls, Elvis Presley, Hole, Iggy Pop, Nirvana, The Stooges, Velvet Underground, Vivian Girls
Television: 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Daria, Game of Thrones, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Suits
Films: Evil Dead, Eyes Without a Face, Halloween, Harry Potter (all of ‘em), Pineapple Express, Reality Bites, The Heathers, The Others, The Shining
Books: A Handmaids Tale, The Bell Jar, The Hours, Yellow Wallpaper
Top Jimmy, you’re the “Queen”… Jimmy Suicide is a hard rockin’ gamer…