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Credit: SuicideGirls.com
Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to a new weekly feature on Yell! Magazine. Each week, presumably on Monday if the title is to mean anything, we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Today, we’re giving you three SuicideGirls for the price of two: First up, we have Venom Suicide. We kind of have the sneaking suspicion that she would be the perfect girlfriend, that is, if you can get beyond the friend stage with all those similar interests. Seriously, wouldn’t you be worried that she was imagining you were Desmond? Next up, we have Kemper Suicide and Sash Suicide. Kemper is a hot redhead with Star Wars-themed quarter sleeve; how cool is that? Sash is a favorite among SuicideGirls fans, and once you see her in these shots with Kemper, you’ll see why… plus her taste in music isn’t bad either.
Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.
Venom Suicide
Age: 22
Location: California, USA
Occupation: Dancer, photographer, and professional human being!
Current crush: Ichigo Kurosaki
Body mods: Tats, stretched ears
Heroes: Tulip, Reverend Jesse Custer’s gal
Gets me hot: Green man
Sign: Leo
I lost my virginity: and hit the ground running
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Vegan
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug free
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Nope
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on TV
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, arty, tattooed, goth, hillbilly, metalhead, hippy, bookworm, geek, fetish, gamer
Bands:
Bright Eyes, Dethklok, Concrete Blonde, Dimmu Borgir, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, She Wants Revenge, The Cure, Type O Negative, Desperacidos
Films:
Big Fish, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Closer, Kill Bill, Lord of the Rings I-II, Moulin Rouge, Sin City, The Crow, Zoolander
Books:
Black Dagger Brotherhood, Covet, Fae Fever, Picture books about animals… ha, The Preacher (comic)
TV shows:
Bleach, Bored to Death, Death Note, Entourage, It’s Always Sunny…, King of the Hill, Samuri Champloo, The Office, True Blood, Elfen Leid
Video Games:
Assassin’s Creed, Brutal Legend, Crazy Taxi, Dirt, God of War, Golden Axe, Prince of Persia, Tomb Raider, Vikings of Asgard, Wet
If you want to see some SuicideGirl-on-SuicideGirl action, you’ll have to click through…
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