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Credit: SuicideGirls.com
Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
The Girls
Fair-skinned Lylie Suicide calls the United Kingdom home and loves a guitar solo, which calls to mind some KISS lyrics (yes, I can work KISS into almost any conversation): “And you watch me playin’ guitar/And you feel what my fingers can do/And you wish you were the one I was doing it to.” One look at Lylie and you know she’s the type who’s business during the day, wild vixen at night. Strategically placed tattoos don’t lie.
There has got to be something in the Colombian water. Not to mention something undeniably sexy about Latin women. Nita Suicide gave us her Red Delicious photo set this week, and we gotta say that she’s the apple of our eye — and we’d love to savor her flavor. She also has a lot of qualities an Yell! man would be attracted to: Tats, great taste in music, and, despite an odd predilection toward kids’ movies, good taste in film — and, most importantly, “long nights of sex” (her words, not ours).
Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.
Lylie Suicide
Age: 22
Location: United Kingdom
Occupation: Make-up Artist Beauty Therapist
Body mods: A few
Gets me hot: Bites on the neck; beards
Favorite position: All, if they’re done properly
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: Whomever comes along
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY STATUS: Not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
Into: Gigs, make-up, travels, I love naughty words in English!
Makes me happy: A guitar solo! Love
Makes me sad: Idiots
Hobbies: Dance, draws
5 things I can’t live without: Music, a bed…
Thoughts on SG: I love it
Bands: Marilyn Manson, esOterica, Antony and the Johnsons, A Perfect Circle, Sia, David Bowie, Interpol, Imogen Heap, The Velvet Underground, Joy Division
Find out why Nita Suicide is the apple of our eye…
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