Suicide Monday: When There’s No More Room In Hell, the SuicideGirls Will Walk The Earth

Credit: SuicideGirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

The Girls

Wow, what a week! We should have given thanks last week, but it’s better late than never. This week we’re giving thanks for three hawt and sexy (and interesting) SuidiceGirls.

Alle Suicide hails from Canada, and if there’s a stalker in you, we’re guessing that your best bet is to start off in Quebec (watch out for GSP, though) given the titles of some of her favorite books. She has excellent taste in music, if not a bit eclectic, movies, TV, and pretty much everything else. Like most of us, Alle Suicide lost her virginity to her hand, but we’re not sure that counts, unless you’re a flower or something… well, she might be a flower. There’s one fault with Alle, however, and that is that she joins a very long list of SuicideGirls who categorize themselves by stating, “Fuck you, I defy categories.”

Ah, Dali Suicide; not to be confused with the Dalai Lama, because any amont of time spent with this SuicideGirl is not going to be restful. After a day of shredding you to a pulp on the slopes, she’ll wear you out on a shopping trip. But if it’s any consolation, she loves professional sports and sci-fi flicks. Ah yes, she also likes wearing “sky-high platform shoes,” which means Porn Sex!

This week, we’d like to give special thanks to Sash Suicide, who works tirelessly to bring us daily updates. Plus she’s a KISS fan, which is aces in our books. By the way, Sash, anytime you’re feeling sad don’t be afraid to give us a call.

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Alle Suicide

Age: 21
Location: Canada
Occupation: Student

Current crush: Rick Genest
Stats: 5’5, 100 lbs
Body mods: Tattoos and piercings
Gets me hot: Big titties!
Fantasy: “It’s raining women. Hallelujah! It’s raining women…”
I lost my virginity: To my hand
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me…
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
Into: Naked women, Russian vodka, good wine, good food, long week-ends, outdoors, art galleries, travelling, history, festivals, satire
Not into: Mondays, mushrooms, capitalism, idiots, clones, Twilight
Makes me happy: My kitty, orgasms, sushi, horror movies, hot baths, days off, chocolate milk, film nights, strikes
Makes me sad: Routine
5 things I can’t live without: Sex, my love, my kitty, my contacts/glasses, films
Vices: Drinking, buying useless things
Thoughts on SG: I love it

Bands: Rob Zombie, Gogol Bordello, Tom Waits, Amy Winehouse, Frank Sinatra, The Distillers, Cat Power, Iron Maiden, Ensiferum, Adele

Films: 120 Days of Sodom, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Mr. Nobody, Biutiful, Synecdoche New York, Filth and Wisdom, Trainspotting, Human Centipede, etc… (too many to fit here)

Books: 100 coups de brosse avant de dormir by Melissa P., The Scent of Your Breath by Melissa P., Benito by François Gravel, The Parfume by Patrick Süskind, Mémoire de mes putains tristes by Gabriel García Márquez, Ce que les hommes ne savent pas by Lucía Etxebarria, Le Horla et autres récits fantastiques by Guy de Maupassant, The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx, Révolte consommée: le mythe de la contre-culture by Joseph Heath and Andrew Potter, The Anti-Capitalist Dictionary by David E. Lowes

TV shows: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Mad Men, Nip/Tuck, Grey’s Anatomy, Dexter, CSI, Law and Order, Un, dos, tres

Video Games: The Sims 3, Robot Unicorn Attack, Cooking Mama, Left 4 Dead, Tetris, Audiosurf, Diablo

Find out what makes Dali tick after the jump…

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