Super High Wedge – Poison By Too Fast

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Ladies, this is for you. With spring on the way and all the heavy metal festivals coming, you’re gonna want to look good, which means you need some new shoes. Now, it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to see that the Super High Wedge – Poison shoes by Too Fast are killer. They’ll draw evil stares from envious females, and the way they’ll make your legs look will draw lustful stares from both drunken metalheads and dorky prog rockers sporting Geddy Lee-type ponytails. Yeah, the skeletons are pretty cool too.