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Top 10 Video Game Movies That Need To Be Made Or: Hey, Baby, Wanna Sit On My Casting Couch?

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No.3 Metal Gear Solid

Metal Gear Solid

The plot:

Too convoluted to explain in what little space I have. You’d need a dissertation to cover the labyrinthine story. In short: genetic copy of legendary soldier must stop underground conspiracy from silently taking over the world, which, more often than not, involves the use of walking, bipedal, nuclear capable tanks.

Why it could work:

Uh, did I mention the tank on legs?

Why it might not work:

Out of all the games on this list, this is undoubtedly the toughest sell. More likely to stop mid-game for a 30-minute long diatribe on nuclear proliferation, Metal Gear plotlines are heavy on the metaphysics and surprisingly light on the action. Yes, when the action does occur it’s big and loud and terribly exciting, but you have to trudge through an ungodly amount of talking heads to get there. Deciphering the game’s plot requires extensive knowledge of real world history, theoretical physics, politics, and global economics, not exactly something the average moviegoer wants to spend $20 on. Figuring out who the real bad guys in the story are isn’t usually decided until the credits roll… and even then you should expect an out-of-nowhere revelation in between the Best Boy and the Key grip. Reducing the plot to an acceptable two-hour length while keeping the action scenes intact is a nigh insurmountable task.

Who should be involved:

Might as well leave it in the capable hands of series headmaster Hideo Kojima. He’s steered the franchise from day one, I’m sure he’d relish a chance at directing the movie. As for the legendary Solid Snake? Fan speculation is all over the place, but I’d give Hugh Jackman a chance. He’s got the look, the necessary darkness and the physicality for the role.

Hugh Jackman as Solid Snake

The potential:

No idea. Take a wait-and-see approach.

King Hazard has a massive nerd boner for this next one…

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  • Slithe

    I demand Terry Crews as the Cole Train!

    • https://www.yellmagazine.com Yell! Magazine

      Excellent casting choice! After looking it up on Google images, he seems to fit the appearance of that character perfectly. I can’t believe he slipped our minds. Thanks!

  • Jackdexx

    Nathan fillion is a bad choice. plain and simple that poster would be great if it was not fillion.

    • TheMatt

      He’s clearly a better choice than Wahlberg. He’s a bit older than Nathan Drake but he’s got all the charm and charisma. Wahlberg excels at playing dangerous, wild characters, he couldn’t act charming and disarming if his life depended on it.

  • Justindrysdale92

    I loved your list, you definitely picked some great games that I’d love to see as movies. But the truth is unfortunately that Hollywood has not a fucking clue how to make a great video-game based movie. Of all of the video game based movies I have seen, only a handful were what I’d consider great movies. Tomb Raider, Resident Evil (only the first one, hated the rest cept maybe Extinction, that one at least tried) and Mortal Kombat, the rest have been ok to downright agonizingly horrible. Not to mention, the best video-game based movies there are still suck compared to the games they’re based-on. Mortal Kombat has the look and feel but lacks the gore, the whole character mythology and seriousness of the game. I can think of at least a million reasons why the Resident Evil games will always be superior to the movies. Hell just the first Resident Evil is at least ten times better than every RE movie there is. The movies manage to capture some of the feel of the game but fail miserably in so many ways. The music, the ambiance, the monsters, the weapons, even the characters, the environment just doesn’t compare. Still I saw RE 3 times when it opened and loved it but the best RE movie is not even made by that director, it’s Degeneration, a CGI movie that’s easily better than all four movies put together. As for Tomb Raider, well I’ve never been into the TR games that much on account of the horrid camera but from what I do know about the first game, I know they left a ton of great parts out (like the T-Rex part, classic). Though as a hardcore gamer, one thing I’ve learned is Hollywood knows nothing about the vg industry and I don’t they ever really will. If you want a great vg-movie to be made then you need a gamer to make that movie. I thought your suggesting Kojima make MGS was the only great idea in the entire article, he could make a great MGS movie. Really what Hollywood needs to just do is to leave vg’s the fuck alone and stop trying, they just make us the fans suffer. And like I said, you want a great vg-based movie made, let a gamer do it, nuff said.

    • TheMatt

      Thanks for the well-written and well-though out opinion. I would like to reiterate that my main problems isn’t that Hollywood keeps making video games based movies, it’s that they keep adapting franchises will little to no story or character development. Mortal Kombat is a great series but not exactly brimming with deep, meaningful dialog. Same with Resident Evil. What the industry needs is just one, good, box office hit based on a video game to bring credibility back to the genre. Hopefully, something like a Mass Effect or an Uncharted can work well on the big screen. And yeah, Hollywood needs to bring people that have a fondness for the franchise they’re adapting, not these hacks that think they know better and immediately start by throwing the baby out with the bath water.

  • Justindrysdale92

    Oh, I forgot Silent Hill, terrific movie.

  • Kingbob

    Best list of this kind ive seen. Just missing one… HALF LIFE

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