First off, I’d love to say that I love Facebook. I’m on it all the time. Part of the reason for that is because my job requires me to be interactive and I’m responsible for more than a few different pages, including my own.
That being said, I also hate Facebook (FB) – because some people are idiots. Here’s an example:
My friend, “E” posted on her FB page, I commented, and then some god warrior felt the need to save my soul.
As you can see, I made a comment about sodomy, and the Jesus freak got all “judgy.” Now, I don’t know who this woman is and she has no clue who I am, but she was more than happy to tell me all about myself.
Because of my sodomy comment, she could tell that I was:
1. An orphan
2. A Sith lord
3. Insane
4. Suffering from the flu
5. And a boat anchor
What I really like about her first comment and what really got me laughing was this statement:
“But what you don’t realize is that no one pays any attention to your darkness.”
Wait.
Isn’t that what you’re doing by commenting on my comment? Moron.
This chick is too stupid to realize how stupid she is.
Now, my friend “E” messaged me on FB and told me that this woman was someone who she had worked with in the past and that this chick was apparently some kind of religious nutjob. Hence my comment about Satan.
You can see from the following comments that this woman was OBVIOUSLY in the minority. But she wasn’t done spreading her message. Not by a long shot.
Yup, she took it upon herself to send me this message. Judging me again.
You think that’s it?
Wrong.
Yup, she even sent a message to my girlfriend. HILARIOUS!
Needless to say, my girlfriend and my friend “E” actually know me and don’t give a rat’s ass about some holier-than-though woman.
Reminded me of this.
Brian Simpson is a DJ at the active rock radio station 95.7 The Rock in La Crosse, Wisconsin. He’s also a hardcore Metallica fan (having been to 50-odd concerts) and a hard-riding scooter biker (his scooter is fashioned after the Green Goblin).
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