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Mel Suicide – Credit: SuicideGirls.com
Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
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What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
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The Girls
Glitch Suicide is a British Columbian woman who’s likely more than the average person can handle, as her sexual tendencies favor the extreme side of things. However, when our office was polled, not one of us said that we would turn away from the challenge. Now, Glitch Suicide reminds me of Chloe from Smallville, and Glitch’s list of what she’s into almost reads like Chloe’s “wall of weird.” It includes such things as zombies, freaks, Satanism, vampires, death, hair dye, serial killers, and much more.
Mel Suicide is looking pretty femme fatale in her latest set, Undercover Konnenkova. She only has a few sets on SG, but she’s popular and we’re already getting the chance to see her evolve her look. I have a feeling she’ll be around for a long while. Mel Suicide is more of the well-rounded type of gal, being that her interests don’t subjugate her to one genre of anything. She’s into Slipknot and a couple other decent bands, and that’s good enough for me.
Glitch Suicide
Age: 31 (November 27, 1980)
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Hometown: Robot Factory
Body mods: Rocketship on right hand, 22mm ears, stitched heart, Japanese-inspired sleeve on right arm, doll parts, retired septum, lip, monroe, candy skull/owl wing chest piece, hood, robotic limbs, mandala on back of neck, medusa, R2D2 on right leg, Sepia tone insects on left leg
Gets me hot: Brains, blood, lips, latex, hair pulling, choking, butt sex, candle wax, deep throating, nipple play, biting, lingerie, medical tools, girl’s feet, stockings, collars, corsets, blindfolds, bondage, rope play, gags, dolls, geeks, genital piercings, natural breasts, oral, porn, crawling, scent, role play, short hair, face slapping, breath play, sex toys, strangeness, creativity, bubble butts, outie lips, fingers
Favorite position: Teardrop
My idea of a good time: Support local music; Go to a show
Bands: The Baptists, Dead in the Dirt, Autechre, Horse the Band, Norma Jean, Black Breath, Converge, Crystal Castles, Propaghandi, Cancer Bats
Films: Lady Vengence, The Edukators, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Ghost in the Shell II, High Tension, Resident Evil, TRON, The Anarchist Cookbook, Lost in Translation
Books: Bitchfest, Skinny Bitch, From Hell, Chomsky On Anarchism, Fast Food Nation, Transmetropolitan, Female Chaunvinist Pigs, SM Play: On the Safe Edge, Doors of Perception, The Demon Haunted World
TV shows: American Horror Story, The L Word, Dexter, Louie, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, True Blood, Breaking Bad, Weeds, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development
Video games: Peggle, Rock Band, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Paper, Legend of Zelda, Galaga, Tetris, Bubble Trouble, Tron, Space Invaders
Mel Suicide looks like a Bond girl…
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