Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
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What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
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The Girls
Tarion Suicide hails from Johannesburg, and after watching *District 9, she proves that it’s not such a bad place. Also, given her fascination with merry-go-rounds, it’s surprising that she hasn’t listed Motley Crue as a favorite band. If you’re listening, Tarion, you should check out the song “Merry-Go-Round.” In general, we like your taste in things and you just might be our final fantasy.
It’s confirmed, GoGo Suicide is an interplanetary space agent sent to Earth to plant the alien seeds of universal takeover deep within the our fair planet’s soil. If you think our species has gone about this whole civilization thing all wrong, you can join GoGo Suicide’s Galactic Army, which is taking recruits. We already went through our inprocessing.
Tarion Suicide
Location: South Africa
Hometown: Johannesburg
Body mods: See for yourself
Heroes: Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, and Brendon Small
Favorite position: On top, in control, and lovin’ it
Fantasy: A nun, a Merry-Go-Round and a packet of M&M’s. You do the math
Bands: Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Puscifer, The Black Keys, RATM, Dethklok, Marilyn Manson (old stuff only), How to Destroy Angels, Led Zeppelin
Films: Dark Crystal, Reservoir Dogs, Lucky Number Sle7en, Night Watch, The Crow (only 1, the rest sucked), Lords of Dogtown, Sin City, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Stardust, Death Note
Books: The Mists of Avalon, Nights Dawn Trilogy, The Pendragon Cycle, The Black Magician Trilogy, Magician, Inheritance Series, The Farseer Trilogy, High Society, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Braided path Trilogy
TV shows: Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Death Valley, Supernatural, Dexter, Walking Dead, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros, Death Note, Battlestar Galactica
Video games: Portal 1 & 2, Saints Row, Skyrim, Final Fantasy, Soul Reaver, Plants vs Zombies, Guitar Heroes
GoGo Suicide does some role playing after the jump…
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