by Evil Argento
Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or mature video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from their brief bios), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Abbeyso Suicide
Location: Somewhere in LA
Age: 26
Occupation: Professional nudist weirdo
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 125 lbs
Into: All things fetish, the more unusual the better, dead things in jars, high heels and all shoes tall, Justin Bieber, lifting things and climbing shit, pole dancing, ninja monkey cat stuff, shopping, video games!
5 things that I can’t live without: Animals, coffee, Hitachis, more coffee, sephora
I spend most of my free time: At the gym, drinking coffee, making another cup of coffee, procrastinating, sending weird naked snapchats at odd hours, window shopping online, yelling at my computer
Music: Dance, early 2000s metal and grindcore, jazz, pop, ratchet ass twerk hip-hop shit
Television: Anything crime related, obsessed with British programs
Films: Anything animated, documentaries forever
Books: Among the Dead, Choke, Damned, Geek Love, Invisible Monsters, Never Suck a Dead Man’s Hand, The Curious Tale of the Dog in the Night Time
Video games: Bubble Bobble, Crash Bandicoot, Deadpool, DOA, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Mortal Kombat, Nintendo is my first love, Playstation aficionado, Spyro, Super Mario 64
With or without Pulp Suicide?
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